Friends, May Gift Ako!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

WTF?

What I want to be.

I am uncertain about a lot of future-related stuff, but one thing is for sure, I WANT TO BE THE BEST MOM IN THE WORLD. Like now na! Hahaha. Thing is...I still don't have a husband to have sex with. Tsk.

Anyway, I need you to make patol my formspring so that it won't be humiliating. This is the link. Hahaha. What is pagbebenta ng sarili? Btw, walang laglagan, ha? Love y'all!

Hmmm.

I'm considering creating a tumblr account since most of the things I repost here are from tumblr, and there are more interesting stuff that I want to repost but I can't because then I'll be flooding this blog with reposts. But then, I might not be able to maintain this and that at the same time. So I shall think about it. Whatchathink?

Resolutions

I've been thinking about the things I'd like to change about myself slash I'd like to do for 2010, but I was never able to list them all down at the start of the year. Well, technically, the year is still starting so here's an unofficial list. Things may continuously and randomly enter my mind, but for the time being, here's what I'm thinking about.

• Save money.
• Finalize what I want to do with my life.
• Listen to my heart.
• Get my own digicam (which I won't be able to do until I fix that human auction thing).
• Allot go-straight-home nights.
• Pass resumes to big schools.
• Law School Final Decisions. Enough Said.
• Minimize texting.
• Be the bigger person and avoid fights and misunderstandings.
• WAKE UP EARLIER!
• NEVER OVERSLEEP.
• Minimize vices until they're gone.
• Save up for another vacation.
• Show myself to those who miss me terribly. (WEH)
• BE HAPPIER.
• BE BETTER.

There's more. I just can't think of them right now. Haha.

We have to watch this.

Even if I'm not a fan of KIMERALD.

HAHAHAHAHA.

(angry)

Read.

But not the last two lines.

Definitely.

I figured.

Everything that's happening in my life right now is too high school. So I guess it's time to rearrange. And that's why I'm like this right now. That's why it's unbelievable, for you. Random. Thought.

PS: Dear Law School, kung para tayo sa isa't isa, makakapaghintay ka.

:D

One day...
Two friends texting, talking about something else.
Friend 1 texts randomly
1: BIGYAN MO NGA AKO NG ALARM CLOCK FOR CHRISTMAS
Friend 2 ignores that part of the message and replies only to the other stuff they were talking about.

After a long while...
Two friends eating somewhere.
1: BIGYAN MO NA NGA SABI AKO NG ALARM CLOCK FOR CHRISTMAS.
2: Hindi ako nagbibigay ng Christmas gifts sa friends. Kaya, NO.

1 never dropped her plea for an alarm clock because she really really needs it because she sleeps super kaduper late at night. She pleads every time they talk. As in EVERY TIME. 2 says NO every time as in EVERY TIME also.

Two days before Christmas...
The two friends went out to do something. 1 pleaded 2 to do it even if he didn't like it. Because 1 really wanted to do it. Turned out that 1 didn't enjoy also. Hahaha.
Because of that...
2: Consider ko na sana na bigyan ka ng alarm clock, kaso ang pangit talaga nung *insert activity here*. Kaya yung sacrifice ko na yung gift ko sa'yo.
"Unfair!" na lang ang nasabi ni 1 kasi pangit talaga e.

Christmas Day...
1 greets 2.
2 greets 1. At the end of the message, 2 apologizes for not giving 1 an alarm clock. *followed by a hehehe*
1 accepts that she won't get her damn alarm clock for Christmas.

After Christmas, the two friends went out with their other friends. When they were about to go home, 2 asked 1 if she woke up early that morning. It's weird that 2 made that kind of random small talk.

2: Nagising ka naman nang maaga?
1: Nagising ako pero hindi maaga. Kasi naka-snooze yung phone ko every 10 minutes at nakailang snooze ako. Hahaha.
2: Ang alarm clock kaya isang beses lang mag-ring.
1: *defends her need* Ilalagay ko sa malayo yung alarm clock para bumangon talaga ako.
2: *laughs* Sige na nga ibibigay ko na nga sayo bukas.
1: *did not get anything that 2 said* Ang alin?
2: *smiles* Yung alarm clock mo.
1: *Super kaduper surprised as in soooper nakamove on na kasi na wala talaga tapos meron pala kind of surprised* BINILHAN MO AKO NG ALARM CLOCK?
2: Oo. Ang tagal-tagal na nun nasa akin e.
1: As in before pa nung *insert activity 2 days before Christmas*?
2: Oo. Ikaw kasi e, nag-eexpect ka kaya pinatagal ko pa bago ko ibigay sayo.
1: Huh? *disbelief* So kailan mo yun binili?
2: Pagkasabi mo na gusto mo ng alarm clock for Christmas.

*1 passed 2's test and died*

1's Realization: Surprises are happiest when you don't expect a single thing.

1 thanks 2 with all her life.

And btw, it's her resolution not to oversleep.